I Have An Idea

"Denver Is Stuck In The 90s" (denver80222) 09/23/2014 at 00:16 • Filed to: None

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Create a custom bonnet hinge and front fascia for a Jaaaaag E type that would allow you to jack the car up by the front bumper

Its so crazy, its just might work

Supercharged-V8-Jag > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 09/23/2014 at 00:37

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Never mess with the front of an E-Type; especially a Series 1 front, it's just... perfect.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Supercharged-V8-Jag 09/23/2014 at 00:38

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It would just need some bracing and stiffening.

Supercharged-V8-Jag > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 09/23/2014 at 00:43

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Perhaps a Series III with American bumpers would be best..

Big Bubba Ray > Supercharged-V8-Jag 09/23/2014 at 00:45

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Put those ugly ass 5 mph bumpers to good use!

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Supercharged-V8-Jag 09/23/2014 at 00:48

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Yes, that would be better

Your boy, BJR > Supercharged-V8-Jag 09/23/2014 at 01:10

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I never liked 'em. They look like an actual Dong On Wheels.

Your boy, BJR > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 09/23/2014 at 01:10

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See "dong on wheels" comment, above.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Supercharged-V8-Jag 09/23/2014 at 01:22

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Everybody complains that a lot of cars look like a fish, yet somehow the goofy goldfish is the most beautiful car... IN THE WORLD!

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Your boy, BJR 09/23/2014 at 03:00

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BLASPHEMY!! Also, I hate you for putting that image in my head, cannot unsee

McMike > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 09/23/2014 at 05:39

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Series 1.5 (1967–68) OTS in Primrose Yellow.

You're not that far off. The bonnet stops less than an inch or so from hitting the ground. The front license plate actually is hinged and a pushrod attached to the chassis tilts it out of the way to give it enough clearance.

You have to check for curbs before you open it.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > McMike 09/23/2014 at 05:49

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Wait... I actually thought of something that is physically possible!?!